Monday, June 15, 2009

Hardcore Gamers Suffer from Hardcore Memory Loss


IGN has announced that Nintendo is building in spoilers to "New Super Mario Bros. Wii", as well as future games. If a spot is too difficult, the game will show you how to complete it. Predictably, forums and blogs have been lit up by hardcore gamers lamenting the death of the gaming industry because Nintendo allows gamers to cheat.

Hrm, where have we seen this before? I wonder...


"A warp zone?! That's cheating built into the game, first they release a casual-friendly controller instead of a real gamer's joystick & keyboard, now they let you cheat! You can just go to any level you want, how can they call Mario a game if you dont have to play it, man oh man, NES is for babies!! 8-bit grafx suck 32-bit Atari ST RULEZZ!!"

Hardcore gamers: giving us all something to laugh at since 1985