Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Wii Conspiracy Theorists - Where Are They Now?

I thought hardcore gamers had dropped their Wii conspiracy theories in the face of overwhelming evidence, but no, they live on.  Hardcore Gamers still believe Nintendo created a fake shortage. 

Fact: Wii is the fastest selling console in history.

Could it be that after the low sales of Gamecube, Nintendo was not prepared for demand higher than game industry had ever seen?

Could it be that Iwata was telling the truth when he said it was his belief that it would take a long time for Wii to catch on?  

Could it be that Nintendo, a company that fights to the last penny to make each console profitable, and is headed by a stubborn, frugal CEO, takes a long time to negotiate deals with manufacturing companies?

Not according to the conspiracy theorists. Nope, Nintendo knew all along that it was going to have a smash hit console that far outpaced PS2's record, and used a "fake shortage" to increase sales. How devious and clever, and amazing how well it works!  Businesses around the world are copying this strategy.  

The toaster I want to buy? The one that's out of stock, thank you very much.  I'll be in line at 6AM in the snow.  

Hardcore Gamers believe that people are mindless sheep, and only they, with all of their intelligence gleaned from shooting fire grenades and exploding alien guts, are smart enough to see through marketing techniques.   They're a self congratulatory bunch.  Then again, they have to be in a world that ignores their Achievements™ and Trophies™.

Why Nintendo stopped using this sales-boosting strategy that's centered on not selling anything is a question I've yet to hear a conspiracy theorist answer.   They believe it on faith.  To the Hardcore Gamer, Out of stock = sales.  Nothing else can explain Wii's success.  Not fun.  Not innovation.  Not the expanded market.  Simply hype.

PS3's problem? It wasn't price. It's not the sub-standard 360/PC ports. It's not the confusing architecture and low-end GPU. The problem is that PS3 is available to buy. Sony, I beg of you on behalf of all your employees, listen to the business strategy touted by your very own hardcore gamers, and stop selling your hardware!  It will sell millions!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Wii Fit to Surpass PS3


"Wii Fit is for casuals! Hardcore gamez rul!!!"


Nintendo recently released its sales figures, and man oh man, who would have expected this in 2006? A mere peripheral overtaking the anticipated gaming Goliath? Incredible.

22 million balance boards are in the wild, which is just 1.08m behind PS3. And PS3 has more than a year head start. With the release of Wii Fit Plus this holiday, look for the balance board to surpass Sony's big black failure.

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2009/090731e.pdf
(page 3)

Here's a list of games for the Balance Board:
All Star Cheer Squad
EA Sports Active: Personal Trainer
Don King Boxing
Gold's Gym
Jillian Michaels' Fitness Ultimatum 2009
Punch-Out!!
Rayman Raving Rabbids TV Party
Shaun White Snowboarding: Road Trip
Skate City Heroes
Skate It
We Ski
We Ski & Snowboard
Shape Boxing: Wii de Enjoy! Diet wii exercise
Wii Fit
Wii Music
Winter Sports 2: The Next Challenge
RTL Biathlon 2009
G1 Jockey Wii 2008
Babysitting Party
Imagine Fashion Party
The Incredible Maze
Overturn
Snowboard Riot
Tetris Party
Dance Dance Revolution
Hula Wii
Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
Yoga Wii
Rock N' Roll Climber
Wii Fit Plus

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For as much as you all hype yet another by-the-book FPS (killzone 2) or another 3rd person adventure game chock full of cutscenes, what you see above is all it takes to bring them down. Quirky, refreshing gameplay in an age of stagnation.